The Red Flag Party (21-35)

Dating apps want your best angles. We want to know why your therapist knows you by first name.

For one night, your red flag is your flirting strategy. Wear your worst trait where everyone can see it and save us all three dates of investigative work.

“Emotionally available until you like me back.”
“Has a type. The type is bad decisions.”
“Will stalk your entire Instagram before saying hi.”
“Falls in love after two drinks.”
“Still thinks they can fix people.”

We’re taking over Apinyas for a late-summer open-air singles night by the Main, with DJ Satzky, drinks, music and a courtyard full of 21–35 year olds who have finally decided to stop hiding the fine print.

See someone hot? Read their red flag. Still interested? That’s between you, your standards and God.

And if their red flag matches yours? Congratulations, you’ve found your first toxic little conversation starter.